Saturday, February 27, 2010

bosan tapi bz dan malas

enjoy lawak nth ape2..

Nurses aren't supposed to laugh." Fred declared.

"Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse.

In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," Fred said and proceeded to drop his trousers,
revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen.
Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery..

Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then almost fell to the floor laughing.
A few minutes later she was able to regain her composure .

"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady,
I promise it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?"









"It's swollen," Fred replied.

Things went downhill from there.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

demo loni ni tok supo mulo

dah lame xdek entry baru..so just tunjuk gambar je la ek..sekitar demo secara "aman" (tv3 cakap) pemuda UMNO berikutan campur tangan 50 MP's aussie dalam perbicaran liwat Anwar..


khairy pernah cko lu orang berdemo serupa macam beruk jalanan...


aik sure ker saiful bukhairi...?? bukan saiful bukhari ker..buat banner cam nak tak nak jek..hmmm
hmmm..definitely kite prlukan PPSMI kot..haih..

sumber gambar tak berapa jelas, ade dari MYKMU neT dan gambar lain tuh aku dapat dari forum cari ngan mykemut opss MYKMU NET gak...


p/s: aku cumer post gambar jek..bukan aku yang tulis sumer tuh..harap maklum..sumber gambar dah di statekan..

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

i just don't give a



"I'm convinced I'm a fiend, shootin' up while this record is spinnin
Clinically brain dead - I don't need a second opinion
Fuck droppin' the jewel, I'm flippin' the sacred treasure
I'll bite your motherfucking style, just to make it fresher
I can't take the pressure, I'm sick of bitches
Sick of naggin' bosses bitchin' while I'm washin' dishes
In school I never said much, too busy havin' a head rush
Doin' too much rush had my face flushed like red blush"
-wikipedia