69 things other races think about malays part 2

sambungan dari part 1

amaran dari aku: baca dengan hati terbuka, xyah nak feeling2 offended or ape2..tujuan aku post neh bukan nak bangkitkan isu siapa racist or ape2 just nak bagi tau, supaya nanti leh kite betolkan ape yang salah..lagi pon bukan semua yang die ckap tuh mengarot..ade yang tersangat2 betol pon ade...so buka hati buka minda...segal komen berbau racist remark akan didelet tanpa belas kasihan..xyah nak gadoh sape yang tulis etc..

31. Gossip are number 1 favourite past time.
who doesn't..???

32. Malay favourite magazine are URTV, Mangga, Jelita, Remaja and Variasari.
haha..are those magazine still exist nowadays..??xperasan dan x berperasaan untuk baca..

33. Mark as "bangsa pendengki" by other race in Malaysia.
dengki..?? maybe kot, sesetengah je la...at least we are not that kiasu...

34. When someone giving a speech, a Malay usually will nod their head (kepala terangguk-angguk) not to show that they understand, but just simply to act that they understand in a serious manner.
haha..bullshit..

35. Deep in the eyes of Malay, the meaning of "TERSIPU-SIPU BAHASA" and "MALU-MALU KUCING" are..... * GREAT APPETITE WITH A VENGEANCE.


36. Malay got less friend from other races because... * Malay are too proud of their own language which makes them stuck-up * Malay also ignore that other etnic groups and foreign people are willing to learn to speak in Malay while got other knowledge in other language. (so now you know why this email is written in ENGLISH)
yes, aku berbangga dengan bahasa aku.. but saddly another races (that claims they're malaysian) yang dah berkurun dok kat malaysia neh still lagi tak tau bercakap bahasa malaysia..baik mamak bangla plak..dok kat mesia baru je beberapa taun dah fasih dah ckp malay...

37. In Malaysia, people said "wear condom and don't forget to take a bath with Dettol if you make love to a Malay".
haha..speak for yourself...

38. An example of a Malay with good grades = STRAIGHT C-MINUS
look whose talking...

39. A Malay boss are known as intimidating his staff, Sexual harrasing & Blackmailing, Welcome more family member and friends to
join the company, Corruption * Always bring company's item home for personel use.
this attitude suit well with another races

40. Malay, as the biggest population in Malaysia, are always feels threaten with the minority Christian in the country.
do we..??

41. Malay chicks always dream to have sex with White Man but always ended get f*ck by their own species. (Im sorry if this offended you, but it was a promise)
owh it's better than being fucked by small dick like u..(they said la not me)

42. Most babies found in the bushes and dustbin are Malay.
couldn't agree more...
43. Most adultery/incest cases are by Malay.
sad but true..

44. Most divorce cases are by Malay couple.
i know the reason why other races have a low divorce case..this is becacuse they don't even married to have sex..
45. Most yuppie wannabes are Malay.
hah..??
46. Malay man got the habit using sink/wash hand area to rinse and wash their penis mostly in their bathroom, hostel and also in the public toilet.
kotor giler..lebih baik basuh dari lap ngan tisu jek..tol x..??

47. Malay love to make fun at people who use toilet paper to wipe ass because they love to touch their sh*t with their hand.
haha..we use water la..i think that's the best way to get rid of the shit rather then wipe it using tisu..
48. Malay knows that other races could not dare to eat malay food not because of the spices but because the food was process by their ass-wiping-hand.
haha..statement terbalik nih..most of malay xberani makan kat kedai another races, because of u know why..don't u think..?? (bukan sebba ade pork je)
49. Malay use toilet paper in Malay restaurant / food court / warung to wipe customer's mouth and hand.

50. A typical malay Ready-to-wear..... * a long, torn jeans, * a T-shirt * a pair of loafers

51. Malays can't live without rice and chilli.
hmm..xperlu komen benda nih
52. A malay who check in a foreign hotel will cook their food inside the hotel room with water boiler and a portable mini cooker to save cost.
so..??
52. Malay knows their favourite fast food...... KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN hot and spicy.

53. Malay will eat fried chicken and burger just like in the manner of eating rice with hand "one hand lean on the table, slouching head to the plate and other hand with finger close to each other to enter mouth".

54. Malay toilet always smells like "petai".

55. Malay love to remind people to have their morning shower but they themself always ended up having a BO in the afternoon. (BO=body-odour)
owh ade another races yang tak mandi pagi ker...
56. Backstabbing are malay greatest asset.
owh so kiasu la, wonder whose fit well...
57. Cheating in examination or test are heredity.
agree jugak lah..but not all
58. Malay favourite brand are G.A Blue Jeans, Lady-like Jeans, a fake Ray-ban.
and then, the point is...??
59. Upper class Malay favourite brand are the cheapest Versace t-shirt, Malboro Classic sometimes fake sometimes not jeans, an old fashion (erik estrada CHIPS) Ray-Ban glasses and a discount sales Mark and Spencer.
owh this include ah beng oso ah
60. Weekend are racing paradise for "Mat Motor".
yup, agree stupid mat rempit..
61. Malay never learn to accept people's opinion as a guide or challenge.
the word usually used is "kiasu" isn't..wonder where it comes from
62. You feel that you had to support Moslem terrorist just because their are Islam and not because their are a serial killers.
islam tak support terrorist...dan keganasan, mungkin korang merujuk kepada extremis kot..
63. Malay favourite living c.. BIAR PERUT KOSONG ASALKAN RUMAH CANTIK MACAM ISTANA.

64. The only musical instrument you can play is a GITAR KAPOK.
haha..skang dah maju sket kot..
65. You Malay will pretend to ignore and deny that you are typical.
hah..now whose the typical one...peliknye aku..
66. You MALAYS dreaming to become rich, but not by hard working or studying BUT with ALL KINDS OF SKIM CEPAT KAYA and STUPID MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING BUSINESS.
yes this one i'm totally agree..
67. Dont have money but always want to action - buying cars like Waja, Wira and other expensive cars while you know you can only afford a KAPCAI.

68. Parents very rich but still go overseas using govenment scholarship. Go overseas to enjoy and not to study.

69. You will start to wondering about yourself after reading this.
yeah, aku ade wondering too..so lame..


p/s: bukan nak timbulkan racial dispute tapi just nk bagi tau supaya at least kite boleh betolkan kan perception orang terhadap kite..buka hati buka minda bila baca..tak yah ikot perasaan..komen yang berbau racist akan di delete tanpa belas kasihan..thanks...