69 things other races think about malays part 1

69 things other races think about malays...

anak melayu sendiri yang menghina melayu, terus membuka peluang untuk bangsa lain bukan sahaja menghina namun terus mengutuk, mengeji dan bermacam2 perkataan lagi..maybe aku akan di label racist sekiranya aku kopi pes email yang aku terima nih..tapi tau tak..??orang yang buat semua tuh berratus2 kali ganda racist lagik..aku tak paham, asal kalo melayu cakap pasal cine or india sket orang akan ckap "owh melayu racist giler". tapi kalo bukan melayu yang dok mengutuk, mempersenda melayu, xdek plak kite nak ckap racist..tol x...?

ye la, ade ape ngan bangsa...kat akhirat nanti Allah tak tanye pon same ada ko nih berbangsa melayu ker, cina ker, india ker hatta arab sekali pon, jauh lagi kokusen..tapi kat dunia ni aku bawak TITLE melayu..mane2 aku pergi pon aku tetap melayu, bercakap bahasa malaysia (sometimes english), makan budu sambal belacan gak..so kat dahi aku ni dah di cop dah "INI BUDAK MELAYU", dan aku pikul tanggungjawab sebagai melayu di belakang aku. so kalo ade orang kutuk melayu, sedikit sebanyak aku ade la terasa jugak, lagi2 kalo yang mengutuk tu TAHI MELAYU jugak. bagi aku aku berbangga menjadi anak melayu, tapi aku cukup tak berbangga dengan perangai sesetegha melayu tuh...

so, ni email yang aku terima..tak tau la betol ker tak yang benda ni ditulis oleh orang bukan melayu/onother races..ade gak betol tapi ade gak salah..


amaran dari aku: baca dengan hati terbuka, xyah nak feeling2 offended or ape2..tujuan aku post neh bukan nak bangkitkan isu siapa racist or ape2 just nak bagi tau, supaya nanti leh kite betolkan ape yang salah..lagi pon bukan semua yang die ckap tuh mengarot..ade yang tersangat2 betol pon ade...so buka hati buka minda...segal komen berbau racist remark akan didelet tanpa belas kasihan..

01. You MALAY call each other 'BODOH' for fun, and too 'BODOH' to realize it's an offensive word.
no komen-maybe sesetengah orang selesa berbahasa begitu menunjukkan informality

02. You're the LAZIEST person on God's earth.
maybe, some or...

03. Always update with "lagu-lagu A-minor", "lagu-lagu rindu" and "wayang hindustani".
cita rassa masing2 so ape masalahnyer kat korang..??kalo aku minat lagu "Enjut" noraniza idris seklai pon...bukan gune telebisen ko pon, xpinjam MP# ko pon..tol x..??

04. Always give a very long honourable speech start from Duli Yang Maha Mulia,Tan Sri, Puan Sri, YB-YB, Yang Berbahagia Datuk, Datuk-Datuk, Datin-Datin, Tuan Haji, Tuan Pengerusi Majlis.. and last sometime least...."rakyat jelata" sekalian......."terlebih dahulu saya ingin membuka majlis dengan asalamualaikuwaramatulahiwabarakatu......"
thats we call respect for others...

05. Many Malay ended at "pusat pemulihan dadah" for common drug abuse.
yup, couldn't agree much

06. "Air sirap" is the cheapest drink you can afford.
haha..we still got air suam meh..or ais kosong..20 sen je..

07. You like to tease and act perverted when someone with sexual appeal passing by.
who doesn't..??

08. You self proclaimed from a superior race (Arabs).
haha..tak pernah pon aku klaim sebangsa dengan arab...lagi pon arab pon bukan lah superior sgt pon..sometime lagi teruk pon ade..

09. You love to eat, especially FREE FOOD.
everyone love it...that's why we have rumah terbuka hari raya, deepavali, chrismas and tahun baru cina

10. Malay favourite quote = REZEKI JANGAN DI TOLAK.
yup, rezeki jgn di tolak, maut jgn la dok cari2..

11. Malay least favourite word = JANJI MELAYU.
agreed..

12. Your girls got a mouthfull of chicken's ass (loudmouths).
girls, u know lah..

13. You can't stand it and always keep on staring at someone who are better dressing / looking rather than your back- dated looks.
alah, u guys pon ape kurang nyer..

14. You wear your shirt more than 4 times before wash it.
erk..grosss...kalo still wangi lagi ok kot..jimat air dan sabun..

15. You feel it's not right to eat first before everybody gets their meal (while your meal is getting cold).
sopan santun, menghormati orang that's the terms we call here..

16. You got that annoying habit of wanting people to acknowledge you.
haha..i tot that was attitude from another races....don't u think..??

17. You know for the fact that you are supersticious (bomohs and dukuns).
yes, true true...(only for some dumbass who think there's something bigger then Allah)

18. You know for the fact that Malay jokes are decently lame and you always force yourself to laugh when other malay joker telling their lame jokes.
all jokes are lame, when u don't know where and when to put it..

19. You always try to take advantage on other people work.
bukan ker ni perangai onother races gak ker..??

20. You are trained to be a sweet talker.
everyone trained to be a sweet talker..

21. You love to offer drinks to your boss while polishing his shoe.
perangai onother races gak neh..

22. You always pick on juniors.
who doesn't..??they are junior meh..

23. You don't care if everyone in your class/office know for the fact that you are lazy.
no komen

24. You are very protective on your seniority.
erk...

25. You are quite a slow thinker.
who say..?? not all la..

26. You prefer to borrow people's stuff rather than buy it, but hardly return it back.
aduhai, maybe kot...

27. You also always use other's property without asking permission.
this is not me..and i believe not all of us..

28. Many of you are not sincere when making friend with non-malays.
if u're sincere making friend with us (malays) we sure accept u..

29. You always waste your time in the public phone talking about "janji-janji manis", "omong- omong kosong", "aku hidup dalam blues", "Hindi superstar" and "cinta-sayang". (these are direct quotes...)
haha..have u heard a word of handphone..??no one use public now la..xdek coins nak gayut lame2..
30. Malay most popular ambition... * to the public = "ingin menjadi seorang insan yang berguna" * in reality = factory worker
owh really..??coz i saw a lot of malays nowadays, being a uselful people xpayah nak pijak2 kepala orang nak naik..


p/s: aku suke makan capati ngan roti naan, aku juga suka makan nasi goreng cina dan mee goreng hainan..aku pon suke gak nasi lemak dan nasi dagang..so..??